First, I’ve discovered that John Roberts’ brother-in-law is named Tim Burke. Just so you know, that’s not me.
Second, I still have my thumbs. I haven’t even assembled one bookshelf yet, though, let alone two. Let’s just say that my first run out the gate is going to be a wee bit sucky. It turns out that measuring with great precision is perhaps not my strong suit. But I may yet be able to put the thing together in such a way that it can actually be used to hold books.
Any job that doesn’t require at least two trips back to the hardware store is too simple to be worth mentioning.
Any job that requires more than one trip to the emergency room should be contracted out…..