First, I’ve discovered that John Roberts’ brother-in-law is named Tim Burke. Just so you know, that’s not me.
Second, I still have my thumbs. I haven’t even assembled one bookshelf yet, though, let alone two. Let’s just say that my first run out the gate is going to be a wee bit sucky. It turns out that measuring with great precision is perhaps not my strong suit. But I may yet be able to put the thing together in such a way that it can actually be used to hold books.