{"id":1268,"date":"2014-09-05T20:32:55","date_gmt":"2014-09-05T20:32:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blogs.swarthmore.edu\/institutional-research\/?p=1268"},"modified":"2023-09-13T15:41:13","modified_gmt":"2023-09-13T15:41:13","slug":"the-sport-of-ir","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.swarthmore.edu\/institutional-research\/?p=1268","title":{"rendered":"The Sport of IR"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_1273\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1273\" style=\"width: 150px\" class=\"wp-caption alignright\"><a href=\"https:\/\/blogs.swarthmore.edu\/institutional-research\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/IMG_5562.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-thumbnail wp-image-1273\" src=\"https:\/\/blogs.swarthmore.edu\/institutional-research\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/IMG_5562-150x150.jpg\" alt=\"football game\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-1273\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">theunforgettablebuzz.com<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>I was watching the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nfl.com\/schedules\/2014\/REG1\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">NFL season-opening\u00a0 game<\/a> last night.\u00a0\u00a0 I\u2019m not actually a football fan, but when your husband writes a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Unforgettable-Buzz-History-Electric-Football\/dp\/0989236315\/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&amp;ie=UTF8&amp;qid=1409947200&amp;sr=1-1&amp;keywords=the+unforgettable+buzz\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">book<\/a> connected to football, it\u2019s one of the sacrifices you make.\u00a0 (I have also watched <a href=\"http:\/\/www.dota2.com\/international\/announcement\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">DOTA tournaments<\/a> with my son, and thought it made about as much sense as professional football.\u00a0\u00a0 What can I say, I love my guys.)\u00a0\u00a0 I was struck by the between-play graphics of the players and their stats, and got to wondering (it wasn\u2019t as if the game held my attention), what kinds of pictures and stats would be shown on a highlights reel of Institutional Researchers.\u00a0 (You don\u2019t know, it could happen.)<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>I imagined a shot of myself at a recent discussion of the merits of assessment, face straining to appear as though I was hearing the comments for the first time instead of the hundredth.\u00a0 (That would be the akin to football\u2019s \u201ctough warrior\u201d pose.)\u00a0\u00a0 For many in IR the classic shot would be hunched over a computer, reading glasses on, vertical concentration lines above the nose\u2026 followed by a sudden arm-raised celebration when the stat program finally ran correctly.\u00a0 The casual shot would be a laughing one, as most IR folks I know are very friendly and have a fantastic sense of humor.<\/p>\n<p>The stats would be fun.\u00a0\u00a0 An old IR friend from Maryland used to count down his retirement by the number of factbooks he had left to do:\u00a0\u00a0 \u201cthree more factbooks until I retire!\u201d\u00a0\u00a0 So a count of factbooks you\u2019ve done could be one stat.\u00a0 Another might be how many accreditation self-studies you\u2019ve supported.\u00a0\u00a0 Twice earlier in my career I managed to change jobs just after a reaccreditation was completed at the new institution.\u00a0\u00a0 I thought it might be a wise strategy to continue, but alas, fell in love with my current institution.\u00a0 How many Presidents or other senior staff members you\u2019ve adjusted to would certainly be a reflection of a certain level of skill attainment (or at least endurance).\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 The speed with which one could generate a presentation-quality summary table would be like the 40-yard dash time.\u00a0\u00a0 The IR Director is kind of like a quarterback, so there could be special stats for that player.\u00a0\u00a0 I&#8217;m getting pretty good at evading tackles and the hurry-up offense, though I&#8217;m not sure how to measure that.<\/p>\n<p>Our business cards ought to be more like sports trading cards that make use of these kinds of images and stats.\u00a0\u00a0 These would be much more fun to share at meetings and conferences.\u00a0\u00a0 (Excuse me while I call the folks at VistaPrint&#8230;)<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was watching the NFL season-opening\u00a0 game last night.\u00a0\u00a0 I\u2019m not actually a football fan, but when your husband writes a book connected to football, it\u2019s one of the sacrifices you make.\u00a0 (I have also watched DOTA tournaments with my son, and thought it made about as much sense as professional football.\u00a0\u00a0 What can I &hellip; 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